I like to cook, read, and play video games. Musical obsessions include Thelonious Monk, Frank Sinatra, and Crosby, Stills, & Nash. I am abjectly terrible at writing biographies. I like to write but rarely get the impulse to do so. I am a fan of the absurd but not the manufactured absurdity of LOL SO RANDOM MONKEY CHEESE types. Pirate vs. ninja discussions on the internet? Dumb. The dude I saw walking down the sidewalk in full pirate regalia by the airport in LA who answered my 'hello' with a dismissive 'Arr.'? Hilarious.
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